What have I done?
You've found the signup form for email updates on Matt Weber's new fiction releases. When I don't have a new release, I'll send the occasional email about something fun and interesting related to my writing, or possibly a free short story, just as proof of life.
I'm not sure I like this idea.
You are wise. I am both obscure and foul-minded, which make for pretty sweet writing (in my unbiased estimation), but my angle isn't to everyone's taste. That's OK. I only want your email if you think you'll like what you buy.
But, although I may attempt to core out your brain and replace it with some eldritch substance more to my liking, I won't spam you or share your email, and you can unsubscribe at any time.
This is relevant to my interests. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Beautiful. Enter your email and your first name below, and we're in business. Thank you!
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